Rejected

Daddy says don't wear processed meat, but he forgot to listen.

I can't live without lies

Le Mom found this alien first. I was matched with him as well and will fight till the death for his goodwill and affection.

Let's breed asap

Jk...for a lifetime supply of potato wedges and double downs I would maybe.

Good job growing

I did it all by myself!! No help from genetics.

Mirror Pic Fail #2

Thanks for showing me your messy room - your bed looks so comfy... and the half used roll of toilet paper. At least I know what I'm getting into up front.

I lahv lawyors

Jordan is a very successful lawyor. What a catch.

Mirror Pic Fail #1

 

"come on...gotta include one cell phone/mirror pic :)" Actually no, you don't!  These classic bathroom mirror pics make my uterus cringe. If you want to increase your chances of getting  'winks' or 'smiles', ask a friend to take a pic of you unloading the dishwasher. 

NPO Wrestler + Cat Paint

Cuba Libra was fortunate enough to be matched with this stud, they both "like to workout" - thanks eHarm! If you can't tell, his sweet tank top says "New Porn Order." Cat was not included.

What Do You Do for a Living?

We'd like to know which school offers a degree in "engennering." - From our friend J's eHarm account

Melinda

Meet Melinda, she's our right hand gal at the "office." We couldn't ask for a better assistant: running errands, giving advice (fashion and guy), taking care of all the administrative work required to keep our hectic dating lives on track, etc. Thanks girl!